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  1. Saw from the thumbnail that it was a Kishko video :D I definitely recommend watching his other stuff as well, very good PvP content!
  2. Here's my TL;DR for the 261.0 Patchnotes! NEW: Tek Trough engram added to the Manticore. NEW: Yutyrannus added to Tek Cave. NEW: Indicator for when inventory slots are maxed out! NEW: (NERFED) Consuming Rare Mushroom & Rare Flowers now gives their intended effects. BUFFED: Increased tentacles dropped from the Tuso from 1 to 8. BUFFED: Decreased food consumption for baby Troodons. BUFFED: Dung Beetle is no longer aggressive unless provoked. BUFFED: Onyc now have a 10% chance per melee hit to apply megarabies to victim. BUFFED: (2x the FUN!) Underwater and cave crates now give two items instead of one. BUFFED: Diplodocus is now considered a large herbivore, meaning medium sized carnivores will no longer attack it. BUFFED: (literally) Mantis & Scorpion now receive the Oviraptor egg laying buff. BUFFED: Dinos should get stuck against terrain less often. BUFFED: Tamed dinos should get stuck in other tamed dinos less often. BUFFED: Made torches equippable on all appropriate land dino saddles. Drag the torch onto the saddle to equip. BUFFED? Spear can no longer harvest trees. BUFFED: After using Transfer All the inventory searching automatically clears. BUFFED: Allowed Ankylo to attack with it's tail while in a floating state. NERFED: Decreased snow bushes resources to 20% the amount of resources (20% harvest-health) / BUFFED: Increased snow trees by 200% resources (200% harvest-health). NERFED: Reduced above-ground oil rocks harvest-health by 50% / BUFFED: Increased underwater oil nodes harvest-health by 33%. NERFED: Ichthyornis targeting range against players/tames reduced by 35%. They also no longer attack players or tames that are underwater, only fish. NERFED: (it's actually a good thing) Reduced Troodon damage by 33%. NERFED: Pegomastax health reduced (200 base to 120 base). NERFED: Added durability to Miners Helmet and Flashlight. NERFED: Food consumption on dinos raised from 0.1 to 0.25 per unit Health regenerated. (This might also affect taming speed?) NERFED: Reduced Titanoboa's terrain scaling abilities, specifically reducing its ability to scale cave walls and end up on the ceiling. 2x Alpha spawn rate in multiplayer. Allowed spear attack and melee attacks without completely exiting running (just a quick temp stop), except for clubs & swords. Spider Boss: Reduced max number of spider minions by 30% and made them 30% tougher. Swamp Cave: More Arthropleura, Titanoboa and Leeches. No more Scorpions! Ice Cave: Removed bats, spiders, penguins, and piranhas. Added 'Polar Bears', Purlovias, and Sabertooth Salmon! Also lots of important bug fixes this time!
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  4. Here are the 260 Patchnotes! I recommend following the Link to read them all, but just in case here is my TL;DR: - QOL: Ankylo now gathers berries with the alt-fire (RMB) instead of primary-fire (LMB). METAL RUN QOL NICE - QOL: Tek Generator consumes less element. - QOL: Tek Teleporter no longer needs element to be used. - BUFFED: Saber gets more hide and pelt and takes reduced fall damage. Also new model! - BUFFED: [Building] Placement outline on structures now indicates direction via color change. - BUFFED: Quetzal can now fit through giant hatchframes. - BUFFED: All land dinos can now attack in water (either primary-fire or alt-fire). - BUFFED: Corpse Locator works with bodybags and should always go towards the sky. - BUFFED: Eurypterid spawn numbers increased by 50%. - BUFFED: You can now fish while on a Pelagornis. - NERFED: Prevented multiple floors from being built underneath rafts and platform saddles. - NERFED: Slingshot does 25% less torpor per hit. - NERFED: Direwolf has decreased pelt and hide harvesting (still 15% better than other carnivores, minus Saber). - New Item: Tek Trough! Powered by the Tek Generator, basically Fridge + Trough. - New Scorpion saddle! - Boss summon requirements reworked to have specific artifacts for each of the bosses. - Added new apex drops (Giga Heart, Basilo Blubber, Spino Sail, Yuty Lungs, Allo Brain, Therizino Claws, Thylaleo Hook-Claw, Megalania Toxin, Sarco Skin, Titanoboa Venom). - CAVES ARE HARDER: Increased levels of cave creatures. - Bred dinos now properly indicate who they were raised by on their tooltip. Lots of important fixes, I recommend reading them all:
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    6102 :D
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    ?? 6094
  7. The never ending Damage Incorporated sentence

    My nuts once tasted like a fat flying furry goat who has issues with Mexicans paying for dinner at kitty cat's dinner biscuit in Las Vegas, New Mexico and Kaunas so let's go to Taco Bell and wreck something that is not buttered like crispy rocks, alfredo sauce tastes like a squirrel anus whispering bonjour eating greatjackals left toe and right hernia that exploded when you discovered Donald Duck playing in the backyard with knives and unicorns are beautifully flying touching marshmallows eating balloons and fidget spinners whilst eating candy canes which happened to shriek towards death near spicy flavours
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  9. Play this game

    Cool game :D The Boulder ability seems like a deathtrap though :S
  10. Name every single animal known to man

    Llama, Goldfish, Duck
  11. If you have a lot of carry weight, carry stones and other heavy useless things (many different items for best effect). If people try to quick loot you they get overburdened. Bring stimulants. Use buff food.
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    6091 :>
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  15. Base is getting raided again lmao

    Glad we made all those bullets and turrets earlier

    1. Aralornx


      good prep work for the A Team!